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Ramblings of a Fangirl
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platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

28th August 2014
385256 steps

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

28th August 2014
139314 steps
28th August 2014
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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

esakris:

Here’s the babe aka Pirate Queen, because she literally is Queen, featuring freckles because how could I not?? step on me pls

levirusclearlytripping:

noizss:

tripsexual:

My favorite part of elementary school was the

image

i hate you

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

shouldnt:

What is life, o my god

coelasquid:

poupon:

misandryad:

sinbadism:

comicsalliance:

HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

shut the fuck up

Haha what the fuck

hello kitty is far more postmodern than any of us could have ever imagined

"If hello kitties comes from cats why is there still cats take that athetits"

purpleweeble:

eartufts:

This is still one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen

EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I WATCH THIS I STILL LAUGH